A Love-Struck Brain Is Nothing In The Face Of Melodrama
Ye Wangxing, after dying, bound himself to a “cannon fodder attention-stealing system.” The more attention he stole from bystanders observing the protagonist, the more resurrection points he accumulated.
The system looked at Ye Wangxing, who basically had no talents and couldn’t livestream, and sighed, thinking this quarter’s performance was doomed.
—Until Ye Wangxing used his initial points to exchange for two humanoid bodies.
And so…
When the female lead and a small-time troublemaker were about to fool around in the bathroom—the adjacent men’s restroom erupted with three men’s intense panting.
The bystanders immediately shifted their attention.
A cheating couple was common, but this scene wasn’t!
When the lead male declared at a wedding that he didn’t love his bride but loved his first love—the wedding hall next door performed a drama involving the groom’s uncle, stepson, and the stepmother/second aunt.
The bystanders didn’t even glance at the main characters and immediately flocked to the new gossip.
Even the parents of the lead couple glanced at their children once, then, while pursuing the new gossip, firmly said: “You’re adults, deal with it yourselves.”
When a space Marshal and a prince argued over being livestreamed—the neighboring livestream was spying on the emperor, the alliance president, the universe’s richest man, a cosmic celebrity, and a top researcher arguing over whose child was in whose lover’s belly.
The bystanders said: “Just fight next door, tell us the result later. Right now, we just want to know whose kid it is!”
The system watched its performance skyrocket and fell into thought.
Ye Wangxing had always thought his system was just a dumb AI.
Like a smart fridge.
Although the script performed well and the humanoid body looked good, it didn’t respond to any of his flirtations.
However, just as Ye Wangxing planned to end his secret crush…
One day, while performing his usual “scene” in front of the system humanoid body, Ye Wangxing realized in horror…
His smart fridge seemed to have… grown a d*ck.