Zhao Xiaxia thought she was truly out of luck.

It was bad enough that she had diarrhea today and had spent nearly half an hour in the bathroom.

—But to almost become an unintentional part of a couple’s… well, play, she couldn’t deal with that!

She couldn’t even stand the smell in the bathroom, and yet, how on earth did they manage to start kissing in this environment?

And it wasn’t just kissing—they’d started undressing.

Hearing the faint sound of clothes rustling from the neighboring stall, Zhao Xiaxia had reached her breaking point. She raised her left wrist and held up her “little genius” phone watch.

…This was the only thing allowed in their school to contact parents.

Embarrassed, she ruffled her short hair and quickly clicked on her friend’s profile to call for help.

【…Help! I ran into people making out in the bathroom! Hurry up and bring people to rescue me! I can’t leave, and when I made a sound, they’re still kissing next door!】

She typed out a long string of frantic messages and hit send with a forceful tap.

—But the next second, a huge red exclamation mark and a warm reminder popped up on her screen

【Please use civilized language to protect the mental health of young children~】

Zhao Xiaxia: “…”

Damn, I forgot about the language filter.

When Zhao Xiaxia was finally rescued, although she was still the same person, she felt like she had been mentally wrecked. She exuded the kind of disheveled aura one would expect after a particularly brutal math class.

Her friends, upon seeing her, nearly thought she had gone through some kind of traumatic event.

“Madman and madwoman, absolute madman and madwoman…”

Zhao Xiaxia weakly recounted her experience, including how, after making some noise, the couple had continued their business without a care in the world.

“…I knew Su Qing was a little off when she started dating Zhou Mu, but I didn’t realize she was this off. Did a donkey kick her in the head or something?”

She broke down, clearly frustrated.

In fact, the news of Su Qing and Zhou Mu dating had already spread among their classmates. Zhou Mu had bragged to his friends about being with Su Qing, and any guy hanging out with Zhou Mu wasn’t exactly a model of good character.

—The little details of their relationship quickly spread to the girls.

In a time when even walking together as a couple could make teenagers embarrassed, the fact that these things got out so quickly just proved that the boys were already talking about it.

Su Qing’s “love-struck” reputation was sealed, and Zhou Mu was the target of most classmates’ disdain.

Recently, because of their sweet relationship, some classmates had developed a soft spot for them, even thinking their relationship was adorable.

…But now, that image was shattered.

A few friends, speechless, nodded in agreement. Some of them had even been caught up in the “filter” and had said things like: “How sweet.”

But now, they all just wanted to slap their past selves for thinking it was sweet. Was it still sweet when you were making out in the bathroom?

“Yeah, exactly. So where can we find a donkey to kick her back to reality?”

A girl with a ponytail said with a dark face.

Although she really didn’t want to get involved in the love-struck drama, Su Qing was still a classmate, and seeing her go down the wrong path made it hard for them to stay quiet.

“Finding a donkey now is too late. We might as well just dig up some wild vegetables and flatten the greenery. That’s probably enough.”

Another girl frowned, her voice low as she glanced around at the growing crowd.

Others nodded in agreement, but the increasing crowd around them made them all hush.

The people nearby were simply drawn to the noise. When they saw a few classmates running out of the bathroom like they were fleeing, most of them couldn’t resist but come over to take a look.

…Then, they heard a few phrases that made everything even more awkward.

At that moment, the people surrounding the bathroom weren’t fixated on the girls, but were peering curiously at the bathroom door.

The faint sounds that had been leaking earlier suddenly stopped.

But the curiosity had already been piqued, so no one left. Since it was still lunchtime, they were eager to find out who was bold enough to do such a thing.

The girls, however, remained silent. Just keeping quiet about who was inside was already a sign of mercy. But now that they were dragged into this mess…

They didn’t want to embarrass themselves either.

Among the crowd, whispers started spreading.

“…I can’t believe this, in broad daylight, someone’s hiding in there making out. Even though it’s lunch break, there are still people around.”

“A girl from Class 3 was unlucky enough to get stuck in there. She came out looking like a mess.”

“We should notify the Principal, this could turn into a big issue.”

This was definitely a major situation. Soon, someone went to inform the staff.

Not long after, a middle-aged teacher with a bunch of keys arrived at the scene.

“Mr. Li is here—!”

The students all greeted him with a drawn-out shout.

But Mr. Li didn’t waste any time keeping them there. Without any hesitation, he began shooing them away.

“What are you all doing here? Have you finished your homework? Have you written the papers? What’s your rank in the monthly exam? Are you standing here to watch the show?”

As soon as he finished speaking, the crowd let out a collective groan.

The sound reached the bathroom, making the two people inside even more nervous.

Su Qing’s eyes filled with tears as she looked at Zhou Mu, hoping he could solve the situation.

But all she saw was Zhou Mu also looking flustered.

Su Qing felt something inside her break.

“Clang…”

The sound of keys grew louder and louder.

The two individuals were already at the breaking point, their nerves taut. Zhou Mu’s muscles were stiff, looking as if he was about to push Su Qing out at any moment, while Su Qing shot Zhou Mu a glance that carried a hint of dissatisfaction.

At that moment, a voice suddenly rang out.

“No, no, no! Stop, stop, please—!”

The voice was tinged with tears, and anyone could tell that the person speaking was clearly in distress.

—This immediately caused Head Teacher Li to halt in his tracks outside the women’s restroom.

He slowly turned his head to glance at the men’s restroom, and the students behind him, like sunflowers, turned in unison to look in that direction.

The sound had come from there.

But…

“This has to be a guy’s voice, right…?” Zhao Xiaxia said in shock, while a friend beside her weakly added,

“My God, what the hell is going on here…”

When Head Teacher Li first heard the news, he had been in his office chatting with a colleague about Ye Wangxing.

“…That kid is a good one, just a bit mischievous.”

Head Teacher Li, who had worked at this public high school for twenty years, prided himself on having seen everything.

When someone had once reported a couple sneaking into the restroom for a forbidden rendezvous, he hadn’t even raised an eyebrow.

After all, he had caught a few pairs every year for the past twenty years, so it was nothing new.

He, Li Qiang, had seen it all, right?

But when he grabbed the restroom keys and rushed over to the scene with a sense of urgency, he realized—he had been hasty.

Standing at the door of the men’s restroom, listening to the sounds of muffled gasps and pleas from inside, his mind was at a loss.

—He had never encountered a scene like this before.

“Quiet, don’t move.” A cold voice reprimanded.

“Don’t, don’t pull me, it hurts, woo woo woo.” The boy inside was still crying out.

“This is what you asked for, now it’s a bit too late to cry out in pain,” a third voice chimed in, the tone casually menacing.

“Alright, alright, stop moving, I can barely hold you anymore.”

The lewd words left the students present utterly stunned. They hadn’t even noticed when two people had slipped into their midst.

It wasn’t until the noises inside stopped that they erupted into heated discussion.

“What the hell, am I hearing things right? Three guys?!”

“Oh my God, I’ve never seen such XXX thing in my life!”

“Not just you, I don’t think even Old Li has seen this. He’s been standing there like a statue for two minutes.”

Zhao Xiaxia mumbled, now fully recovered from her previous disappointment. Her expression was full of excitement, like there was no homework to worry about during a holiday.

In fact, when you’re not part of the gossip, watching it unfold is an incredibly satisfying activity.

“But doesn’t this voice sound kind of familiar…?” Zhao Xiaxia thought, and her smile froze instantly.

No, it can’t be… it’s still from our class, right…?

Zhao Xiaxia began to touch on the truth.

However, Head Teacher Li didn’t recognize the voice as familiar. Unlike the students who were enjoying the drama, his mind was already running through every possible consequence of this incident.

From the three students facing emotional and physical consequences, to parents storming the school to question how the kids were being taught, to a citywide report by the Education Bureau, the principal’s dismissal, and the possibility of his own firing… all the way to parents surrounding him…

Each scenario sent a cold sweat down Head Teacher Li’s back.

His muscles tensed up, unable to utter a single word, and he stiffly walked toward the men’s restroom.

“What are you doing?! Hurry up and get yourselves together before coming out—”

He knocked on the door, asking them to get dressed before coming out to avoid causing any psychological harm to the students, but…

Head Teacher Li stared at the door, which rebounded after he knocked, his face contorting in pain.

—Why on earth didn’t you lock the door while doing that?!

Does this somehow make it more thrilling????

Head Teacher Li was on the verge of a breakdown. He didn’t even have time to react before he was forced to confront the scene in the stall.

Meanwhile, the students who followed him in were excited—this was firsthand material!

And then, they locked eyes with the three confused individuals inside.

To their surprise, the scene inside was rather clean—except for the one boy, who was being held awkwardly in another boy’s arms.

The tanned-skinned boy behind him had him locked tightly in an embrace, with two strong arms across his waist and one hand pressed against his chest.

This position was already bad enough, but the boy in front with the almond-shaped eyes and glasses had an even worse position.

—He had lifted the boy’s school pants, and his hand was resting on the boy’s flushed thigh.

The worst part was the boy between them.

He was lying with his eyes red, tears still fresh on his face.

Fortunately, their clothes were still fully intact.

There were no strange water stains on their clothes either.

However, Head Teacher Li did not feel relieved. Two of the three boys inside had been seen by him just two days ago. He had even personally brought them in—one was Old Zheng’s precious student from Qingbei, and the other was the sponsor’s son.

—The toilet they were in at that moment was the one they had sponsored and built.

They had even installed a sitting toilet especially.

And that last face was one that Head Teacher Li had seen just that morning.

At that time, he had still been up in the persimmon tree like a monkey.

“—Ye Wangxing! Why was it you again!”

When the lunch break ended and the students of No. 1 High School were about to start their classes, they suddenly heard the sound of the broadcast turning on.

“Ahem, ahem, sorry to bother everyone. I’m here to announce two things. First, the newly built toilet cubicles would be changed into half cubicles.”

The students burst into an uproar instantly. What had happened? Why did they suddenly need to change the cubicles?

Didn’t Principal Zheng go to the education bureau to cry every day just for those cubicles?

Then head Teacher Li’s gnashing voice came through again.

“The second thing—there is a new school rule.”

“No bringing fascia guns to school!”

 

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